THE DARIA, MITCH & TED PODCAST PAGE!
DARIA, MITCH & TED DAILY PODCASTS!
HERE THEY ARE! AT LONG LAST...
THE COMPLETE SHOWS!
Wellllll....technically, it's just since the beginning of 2012, but still. Each day's program will be posted exactly one week after the original airdate. The plan is to update these weekly, but if we fall behind, so be it. Please accept our deepest apologies. :)
DARIA, MITCH & TED CELEBRITY INTERVIEWS!
UPDATED WITH DAVE FOLEY!
Experience the panic, awkward pauses and/or squealy sycophantic joy as Daria, Mitch & Ted interview some of the country's most talented comedians, actors, authors and Tommy Wiseau. Over 18 hours of magic exist beyond this link. Enter if you dare!
Many thanks to Meredith and Mary Rae at www.heliumcomedy.com for hooking us up with the majority of these incredible guests.
LOGGIA, WALKEN & SKELETOR MOVIE REVIEWS!
Robert Loggia, everybody's favorite semi-recognizable character actor from the 70's & 80's & that one episode of The Sopranos reviews your favorite movies with either Christopher Walken or He-Man's arch-rival, Skeletor: Master Of Evil! And, on the very rare occasion, all three of them attack a film (and then each other) at the same time. We're pretty sure you've never heard movie reviews like this!
DARIA'S LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE!
For the first time ever, you can start your own collection of Daria's legendary Local Entertainment Guides. Collect all bazillion! There will always be 10 Guides posted here. Every week, the previous week's Guides will be uploaded and the same number will be deleted. Make it your mission to download them while you can by checking back every day.
If you are a big fan of the Guides (and we assume that you're here because you are), you might be interested to know that you can buy "THE BEST OF DARIA'S LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT GUIDES VOLUME I" from CD Baby (JUST CLICK HERE!). All net proceeds from the purchase of this CD go to benefit DOVE LEWIS, Portland Oregon's only nonprofit 24-hour emergency and critical care animal hospital.
NEWS OF THE WEIRD!
THE BACKLOGS ARE COMING!
63 NEW SEGMENTS ADDED!
at Mitch's sometimes questionable choice of story!
at Daria & Ted's devastating attacks concerning the validity of anything that falls out of Mitch's mouth!
when Mitch presents a story that will quite honestly be the most disgusting thing you've ever heard, and then...
SCRATCH YOUR HEAD!...
when Mitch is then disturbed by the mere mention of someone that hasn't washed their hands in the past 30 seconds!
We present here the very best of examples of our very best segment...
THE NEWS OF THE WEIRD!
THE BEST OF DARIA, MITCH & TED!
THE BACKLOGS ARE COMING!
75 NEW SEGMENTS ADDED!
STARTING BELOW "THE DAY THE RADIO STOOD STILL"!
If it doesn't fit into the other categories, you'll find it here. If you don't find it here, you can request a segment.
To request a segment from the show, please send an email to Ted at firstname.lastname@example.org
In your request, please give as much information about the segment as possible, including, but not limited to: the day it played, the time it played, a brief description of the segment. The more information you give, the faster it will be posted. Yay!
THE GEEK REPORT WITH KEMMER BARNES!
At first, we thought The Geek Report would be a good forum for Ted to let loose the constantly churning geekery rolling around in his brain. But, it turns out, taking the lead in his own segment forced Ted to emerge from behind his own protective mask of sarcasm and cynicism, exposing the timid coward within. The newly exposed nerve of sincerity was too much for him to bear. So...he brought in his awkward childhood friend to take over the segment.
Well, maybe friend is too strong a word....
Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you Kemmer Barnes....CEO of the I.M.J.F.F.C (International Michael J. Fox Fan Club)...walking encyclopedia of pop culture...and possibly the most socially awkward "man" to ride his BMX bike on the sidewalks of Beaverton.
You can email Kemmer Barnes at KemmerB@aol.com with any of your geek questions. Or, y'know, if you just wanna hang out.
ZIP McCLUSKEY RADIO SERIALS!
Join Daria & Mitch & Ted on an old-tymey adventure through space with the rollicking radio serial, ZIP MCCLUSKEY'S OUTER SPACE ADVENTURES IN OUTER SPACE! Accidental astronaut Zip McCluskey is forced to careen about the galaxy with his sidekick, Professor Kri Kri (a genius trapped inside the body of a monkey), as they try to find their way back to Earth. With the help of their artificially intelligent ship's computer, Susan, they take on a variety of increasingly strange and threatening space dangers!