Here are a few images from some of our favorite "News Of The Weird" stories! But before scrolling down....remember, MANY of these images are extremely disturbing!! Are you sure you really want to look?? Got a story suggestion or a News Of The Weird Tip?? Drop me an email! email@example.com!!
According to Italian Shark experts, if you find yourself unexpectedly swimming with a shark...don't panic!Â You can easily hypnotize almost any shark (according to the researchers....not me!!) simply by rubbing their ampullae of Lorenzini:Â the name given to hundreds of jelly-filled pores around the animals nose and mouth.Â Â The sharks apparently love it and will fall into a deep trance for as long as you rub this area.Â Â Of course you will eventually have to stop rubbing to come up for air and then the shark may eat you, but it will be cool to balance a shark on your fingertips at least for a little while!
Look at the photo of these local children from a small village in the Amazonian Rainforest. Now look at the rear of the photo....what is that bright light...is it spacecraft? And what is that creature?? This area has been the focus of a Brazilian government operation for years to investigate hundreds of UFO sightings. Is this proof the aliens are here?
This is what happens when you leave out a decimal point when ordering slippers. Tom Boddingham meant to order a 14.50 inch slipper, but instead he ordered and received a 1,450 inch slipper!! And now I want one too!!
So we have this to look forward to when we are elderly: a robot that will lift us from bed to bed. His name is Riman and he is going to be used in nursing homes to assist the staff when a patient needs to be lifted out of bed.
Don't be surprised if you see one of these sweet faces smiling back at you on your next visit to the hospital! They are called Actroids and they are being placed in hospitals in Japan to monitor patients. They basically sit in your room and stare at you to make sure you are doing OK. Pleasant dreams.
Jonathan McGowan is 44 and he lives in a small coastal town in Southern Englandâ¦and Jonathan makes his living as a taxidermist.Â Â But in addition to preserving the bodies of deceased animalsâ¦Jonathan discovered something decades ago that has truly changed his life.Â Â For the last 30 years Jonathan has survived on a diet made up of meat entirely from road kill.
JONATHAN'S ROADKILL PIGEON AU VIN'
Serves: Two1) Take one 8oz roadkill pigeon breast and wash it in warm water which will partially cook it.2) Place it in foil with 100ml of red wine and cook it thoroughly for around half an hour on a low heat.3) Mix in with onion and a white sauce and continue to cook it again for another 20 minutes.Serve with celery and parsnips. It also goes well with chips and roast potatoes.
Your next trip to the beauty salon or barber shop may not involve any other humans!Â Â Panasonic has just unveiled the "Beauty Bot"!Â Â A robotic hair stylist that can shampoo,Â massage your scalp, condition, cut, and even style and blow dry your hair!Â It uses its 24 robotic fingers so it is much quicker than a human stylist!
From the Geological Society of America:Â "Photo shows shonisaur vertebral disks arranged in curious linear patters with almost geometric regularity. The arranged vertebrae resemble the pattern of sucker discs on a cephalopod tentacle, with each vertebra strongly resembling a coleoid sucker."So the question is...what arranged the bones of these huge shonisaurs (marine reptiles that grew up to 49 feet in length)?Â Â Â Â Two respected paleontologists have suggested it may have been the mythical KRAKEN!!
Nestle, the maker of Beneful dog food, has just announced a new ad campaign that is supposed to get your dogs attention. The entire television ad has a high-pitch tone that, although inaudible to humans, is going to wake your dogs up and get them excited about Beneful dog food!
Apparently lots of people do! Crooked teeth are seen as imperfections in many western countries, and particularly in America, where braces are practically a God-given gift to man, but in Japan, a country where almost everything is different, they are considered cute, even adorable. And now there are salons that specialize in making straight teeth crooked!
Look at this poor little seal. He was born an albino and his mother and siblings rejected him. Everytime he would try to get near the rest of the harem (that's what you call a group of seals...I looked it up!), they would all flee away from him. He was left all alone to fend for himself. Fortunately a wildlife photographer spotted him and he is now living a pampered life in a Russian "dophinaquarium" and the dolphins have begun treating him like one of their own! Yay dolphins!!HE has a face only a mother could love - but unfortunately for this adorable little seal his big blue eyes and sweet disposition weren't enough to win her affections. In fact the pupâs ginger fur and pink flippers proved too much for the mother who abandoned him, earning him the title of the worldâs loneliest pup.The albino seal looks out from under a pile of logs waiting for food from its mother. Who will play with me? The lost and lonely the little albino seal look on as the other pups play on the beach.
Check out this photograph that is currently listed on Ebay.Â Â The owner wants a million bucks for it.Â Â He claims it is a photo taken in 1870 of a man that looks exactly like Nicolas Cage...OR it actually IS Nicolas Cage and he is a vampire that has been alive for well over a hundred years!!
Meet Chris Walton.Â Â She has just made it into the Guiness Book of World Records for having the longest fingernails in the world!Â Â Their combined length is almost 20 feet!!!!Â Â I'm so curious how she is able to do certain things...
When Zhang Nan went to his local spa for a treatment,Â he decided on the exotic "eel exfoliating treatment".Â Â You strip naked and then slip into a large tub full of live eels.Â Â The eels then nibble on any dead skin on your body.Â Unfortunately for Zhang...one of the eels crawled into his most private of areas and had to be surgically removed.Â Â Owie, owie, owie, owie!
That's exactly what happened to this poor moose in Sweden.Â She apparently gorged on fermented apples...got drunk...and then tried to climb a tree!Â Â Rescue workers were able to safely remove her and she is going to be just fine; a little hungover, but just fine!
This little cutie was born in China and he is doing quite well! His owner is planning to save him from becoming someone's dinner, since he is so cute. Clearly in this case, two heads are better than one!
Residents of a small town in Guatemala have reported seeing several strange crafts flying above in the night sky. And now some farmers are fearing that space aliens may have mated with some of their pigs. This piglet was just born and it is said to look to be part pig and part space alien. I think they just might need a better camera!
And you thought YOU were having a rough day!Â Â This poor fella dropped his pruing sheers in his garden...when he bent over to pick them up, he lost his balance and fell straight onto the sheers impaling his eye socket with one of the handles.Â Â Â Miraculously, doctors were able to remove the sheers, rebuild his eye socket, and save his eye.Â He is expected to make a full recovery!
One-year-old Akshat Saxena had seven fingers on each hand and ten toes on each foot â but no thumbs.Â He has broken the previous world record of 15 fingers and sixteen toes.Â Â He has since had his extra digits removed.
Have you ever felt like you really needed some privacy in our very crowded world?Â Â Then you need to pick up one of these "Veasyble" Privacy Shells!Â Â You simply put it on and boom...you feel like you are all alone!
Parents in Kyoto, Japan take their ill-mannered children for a ride on this very spooky train. The kids are told that if they don't behave, they will not be able to leave the train. It apparently works!
This species of frog engages in a very peculiar behavior called "mouth-brooding". The males in the species take the fertilized eggs and put them into their mouths where they develop in their vocal sacs. When it is time for them to be hatched,the males basically vomit the offspring into the world.
Police in Dallas, Texas are looking for this person wanted for the robbery of a convenience store. The crook was wearing what appears to be a short dress and is using tighty whiteys to conceal his identity.
Harvard scientists have successfully altered chicken DNA which has caused chicks to develop much more like they did millions of years ago. Instead of a sweet little chicken beak....they are hatching with long, toothy snouts!!
Here is how a normal chick looks when it hatches
This is how the genetically altered chick likely looks
Thousands of people have waited in line for hours and paid to see what one man claims is a real fairy in Guadalajara, Mexico.
The so-called fairy -- which skeptics say closely resembles a popular plastic toy -- soaks in a jar of formaldehyde inside Jose Maldonado's home, according toÂ news agency IANS.
The 22-year-old unemployed bricklayer said that when he found the magical sprite, it was still alive.
Tired of trying to sleep in uncomfortable airport chairs every time your flight is late or it is canceled?Â Â Soon you may be able to put a few bucks into one of these "sleep vending machines" and get some quality rest!
Well sort of...Marion Laval Jeantet is a French "artist" and several months ago she began injecting her bodywith small doses of horse immunoglobulins, the glycoproteins that flow through the blood and function as antibodies in immune response. Then for her art exhibit, she injected herself with horse plasma. And since her body had become used to the horse proteins, her body did not reject the plasma; instead it bonded with it causing Marion to become (a teensy tiny) part horse! Oh how I do love art!
This mysterious gooey substance just appeared out of nowhere in the tiny Alaskan village of Kivalina. It is now covering most of the shoreline and it has scientists and even long-time residents stumped. Tests show that the goo is billions of microscopic eggs....but of WHAT? Scientists don't know what species the eggs are...and they don't know if they are going to hatch! I think I'd leave town!!
Meet Kerri. She is a trim, 23 year-old woman who has no problem fitting into her size 10 jeans...that is until she eats something. Then she bloats up and appears pregnant! Doctors are baffled by her condition.
Rachel and Tony Fisher had been driving along in Memphis when all of a sudden a snake appeared on their windscreen -- obviously prompting them to reach for the video camera. Hey I have an idea...next time it happens, STOP YOUR DAMN CAR AT LET IT CRAWL OFF!!
These beautiful birds aren't just pretty...they have an amazing talent! Instead of a normal cock-a-doodle-doo, they make a sound similar to a human laughing! And they often sell for thousands of dollars!!
He was arrested in Utah on a minor charge and would have just been issued a citation.Â Â But he refuses to give his name.Â Â He is said to be well-spoken and well-educated...he just won't tell anyone who he is...and he has now been in jail for over a month!
This is a sonar image of a bizarre object located on the floor of the Baltic Sea. It is approximately 60 feet in diameter and it is COMPLETELY round. And to make things even more interesting...there are tracks leading up to it that stretch over 300 feet; as if it was moving and then came to a rest in its current location!
A young couple from the Czech Republic were foraging for mushrooms deep in a forest and they stumbled upon this GIANT ball of ice!Â Â And there were no footprints in the surrounding mud which would indicate someone had rolled it there...which would have been impossible anyway since this thing weighs tons!!Â Â Where the heck did it come from?
A Malaysian businessman has just received his new custom yacht. It is GOLD-PLATED and worth over 4.3 BILLION DOLLARS!!!!And check this out...a Saudi Sheik has hired an army of engineers and workers to carve his name into a desert island.Â Â You can see it from space!!!
A woman in Guatemala City woke up to a loud band and when her family searched the house, they found that a sinkhole had opened up under her BED!!! I'd rather find monsters under my bed than a 40 feet deep sinkhole!!!
If you love Harry Potter...then you will certainly want to add these incredibly realistic Harry Potter Newborn dolls to your collection!!
Want to bid on one of these things?Â Â CLICK HERE for more info.
Check out the new line of female urinals from the company Dezeen.Â Â The line features three different models:Â Â Pollee Shy, Pollee Topless, and Pollee Naked.Â Â Â The design is intended to allow women to use the urinals while still having some degree of privacy.
Check out the work of designer Kerry Howley....she creates her intricate neck art using discarded human hair!The next designer using peculiar items to make jewelry is Columbine Phoenix...she uses the bones from HUMANS!!
This is the Temple of Karni Mata in India….the temple is ornate with marble panels and silver and gold decorations and is home to over 20 thousand rats! Faithful travel from all over India to pay their respects to the rats...and if one of them runs across your feet it means you are going to be especially blessed.
Meet Niko. He has spent the last three years fighting with the government of Austria over his driver license photo. He claims his religion is called pastafarian and it requires him to wear a spaghetti colander on his head. Well hooray for Niko...the government has finally agreed to allow him to wear his strainer in his official driver license photo!
It must be bad enough to be born with two heads...but when you and your other head just don't like each other...well that's just plain awful! Zookeepers have to separate the heads with a piece of cardboard when these guys eat or they'll fight with each other!
It's the most mechanically accurate robot mouth ever, with an air pump to simulate lungs, artificial vocal chords, a resonance tube, a nasal cavity, and a microphone attached to a sound analyzer. It listens to itself and uses a learning algorithm to better mimic the sounds of human speech.
Nyo Tai Mori which means in Japanese literally means âfemale body plateâ, and this restaurant named after the tradition of eating sushi and sashimi off a nude womanâs body takes the concept to a whole new level. An edible body, with dough âskinâ and sauce âbloodâ is wheeled into the room on a hospital gurney and placed upon a table. The hostess begins the meal by cutting into the body with a scalpel and then patrons dig in, operating on the body to reveal edible âorgansâ.This place is called Modern Toilet...you can probably figure out why!This hotspot is called At Home and it promises to satisfy all of your "maid fantasies"! At Pitch Black restaurant in Beijing,Â the restaurant is so dark you cannot see your hand in front of your face.Â Â Only the servers wear night-vision goggles!But this last spot is my favorite!Â Â Â The restaurant is called Kayabuki and you just have to check out their servers!!
OK people...listen up. If you ever happen to encounter a Sasquatch...please do your best to hold the camera steady!! Thank you!
A new Bigfoot movie popped up on YouTube Monday, this time from Kansas, not normally a hotbed of Sasquatch activity. The video is, as usual, very shaky. Why can’t people learn how to use a camera when they shoot these things? Maybe they’re truly scared?
The one-minute video shows a loping “creature” passing from tree to tree as a family shoots from the other side of a fenced-in area. The quick glimpses of the mystery cryptid recall the film that started it all, the Roger Patterson movie.
Take a good whiff of Mr. Kailash Singh. He was told by a priest on his wedding day that if he wanted to someday have a son, he was to not shave, cut his hair or wash his body until the day his son was born. That was 37 years ago and although he has seven daughters he still does not have a son...so no baths for him!
Meet Millie Brown.Â Â She is a successful artist who has sold pieces of her work for several thousands of dollars.Â Â But you won't believe how she "paints" her art:Â she drinks colored milk and then vomits on the canvas.Â Â She was even featured in a Lady Gaga video vomiting all over her dress.Â Â Â Delightful!
Nguyne Duy Hai has made it into the record books and for that he is very proud!Â He has the largest tumor growing on his body ever recorded.Â It weighs over 173 pounds and is over three feet wide. Â He has named it "my big friend".Â
Yes...it is a great deal but you will have to share it with THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF SNAKES!!!! It was built on top of a winter snake den in Idaho and it has terrorized anyone who has attempted to live in it!
At least that is what an armchair astronomer is claiming to have found on the red planet using Google Mars. What do you think it is?Should you want to check out the find for yourselves, tap the coordinates of Bio Station Alpha are 71 49'19.73"N 29 33'06.53"W into Google Mars.
It's called the T-Rex Leech (above) and it was just discovered living in a teenage girls nasal cavity! She apparently picked it up after swimming in a South American river.Â Â Check out the pic below...this is the jaw and teeth of the T Rex Leech!
This video is allegedly from a family hiking near the Spokane River...when they watched the video more closely from home, they found a little something extra in the background. What do you think it is?
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A truck driver in New Zealand fell onto the brass nipple of an air compression hose.Â Â The nipple pierced his buttocks and he began blowing up like a balloon!Â He is now recovering in the hospital.Here is video of what the event may have looked like:
Japanese scientists are hoping to begin construction of a ring of solar panels around the entire moon by 2035. The panels would send power back to earth via a system of lasers. And to make sure everything operates safely, the project will be supervised by lunar robots!
This poor fella from Malaysia was frustrated with his complexion. He had tried everything to clear up his skin, until a friend took him to an expert on parasites. Turns out it wasn't dirt clogging his pores...it was WORMS!!
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What do you think could have caused this crater in neighborhood in New Jersey? So far experts have ruled out: meteorite, object from a plane, electrical explosion, lightning, or explosive device. What do you think would cause an 18 inch deep, five foot in diameter hole to just suddenly appear in a front yard?
Meet Yang. He has an extremely rare condition that has turned his feet and hands into oranges! At least they look like oranges....he could take medicine for the condition, but he didn't like the side effects, so he has learned to live with his citrus-like hands and feet.
Have a gander at the creature terrorizing a neighborhood in Rochester, New York. Residents have seen these fellas for the last two years, but only recently has one of the beasts been captured on camera. What is it? A new species...maybe a bizarre mutation? So far, even the experts are stumped!
You'll have to decide for yourself. Following recent developments where the FBI released documents recording supposed UFO crashes in the Roswell area this amazing footage allegedly showing a UFO crash survivor has been leaked onto the internet.According to Michael Cohen, the renowned Australian ufologist and psychic, the humanoid alien visitor is from the Zeta Reticuli star system. The film is believed to show the survivor of the UFO crash at Roswell which happened almost 60 years ago.
Very good news for young Supatra Sasuphan...she has just been recognized by Guiness as the hairiest female in the world!!Â Â And she and her family are absolutely delighted!!Â Â They hope this leads to worldwide fame and fortune!
They're called MONKEY TAILS and they are the latest big fashion trend sweeping our nation. Beards shaved in a manner that makes it look like a monkey is sitting on your head and his tail is wrapped around your face.Â Hot!And when you decide to hit the town sporting your new monkey tail beard, you may want to wear a pair of these amazing boots!Â Â They're called botas vaqueras exÃ³ticas and they are becoming THE must -haveÂ item in the American Southwest!
This video, being shown on Russian news stations, is from a man playing in the snow-covered woods with his dog Tarzan. All of a sudden, Tarzan appears to hear or see something that causes him to run deeper into the woods. That's when the video appears to show a small girl FLOATING IN THE AIR!! When she sees the man coming, she falls to the ground and runs off with another person. I think I'd stay out of those woods if it were me!!
Meet Amar...for the last 38 years he has held his right arm in high in the air to encourage world peace! He has held it in this position for so long, he can no longer move it...and he has been such an inspiration, he now has an army of followers that also have their arms in the air.
Korean Researchers working with scientists at MIT have created a team of Urban Donation Motivating Robots, a.k.a. DONA. The tiny droids are irresistibly cute and they are used to solicit cash and coins from humans to benefit whatever charity they be working for. YOU BETTER GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY!!!
His name is Sammy and he is a five foot long corn snake. He escaped from his enclosure six months ago and his owner feared he must have died of malnutrition. Turns out Sammy had been living in the sewers and he would occasionally climb up the drains into the neighbor's toilets! LOOK BEFORE YOU SIT!!!
A couple of fellas in Siberia are claiming to have found the remains of what appears to be a visitor from another world! What do you think it is?UPDATE:Â It was a HOAX!Â Two teenagers have now admitted to police that they created the "creature" using brown bread!Â Â Mmmmmm.....tasty brown-bread alien!
A dude in England dressed up as a female mannequin and hid out in the women's restroom just to listen to the goings on in there. And although this isn't his picture, it is most likely what he may have looked like.
It's official! Three alien spacecraft DID crash into the desert of New Mexico! At least that's what the FBI said...and they seem fairly trustworthy!! Check out this actual FBI memo that was just released:Click here to read more on the FBI's website!!
Jackson lives at the San Francisco Zoo and he is known to often be grumpy. He especially dislikes when visitors shout at him to get his attention for a photo. So somehow, Jackson has learned this gesture which he does whenever someone calls for him.
Poor Boris the pig! When his family fell in love with him at the pet shop, he was a teeny tiny little piglet. They were told he was a miniature pig that would never get any larger than a cat. Something went wrong somewhere along the way, and now Boris weighs 250 pounds. In fact, Boris is so chubby that he cannot see because of the fat rolls on his forehead. So today, Boris' life will change forever; he is the first pig ever that is getting a facelift! Hooray for Boris!!
Check out this bizarre three-headed frog! This guy or guys was found in the garden of a children's nursery. Unfortunately, as the teachers were showing the frog to other staff members and parents, he escaped back into the wild!!
It's little wonder that this charming fellow, a Hagfish, has been dubbed the most disgusting fish in the ocean! It is filled with a fibrous mucus that is uses to trap prey and escape predators. In fact one Hagfish can produce enough slimy mucus to fill a milk jug! Pass me a tissue....
Wouldn't it be great if you could simply flip a switch and completely change the furniture, wall coverings, floor coverings, and accessories in a room? Now you can! Dutch designers have created a projections system called "Mr. Beam" that allows you to change the entire look of a room in an instant using light!
A guy in China was totally frustrated by his lack of customer service from his luxury car dealership, so he did the only sensible thing: Â he hired a group of sledgehammer-weilding maniacs to smash it to bits! Â Brilliant.
Meet Sarah White.Â Â She is a therapist/counselor in NYC.Â Â Â She starts each session fully clothed and by the end of the session she is NAKED!Â Â Â She says it helps her "patients" to feel less self-conscious when they reveal their inner-most thoughts.Â Â Hmmmmm.
Need to make a really, really, really important phone call?Â Â Need to make sure you are free from ALL distractions?Â Â Then you need to make that call using ISO-PHONE!Â Â It is the merging of a sensory-deprivation chamber and a telecommunications device.
A college professor in Denmark hired the incredible robotics firm, Kokoro in Tokyo to build a humanoid robot or Geminoid as they call it, that looks EXACTLY like him!! The robot would be used to study how humans interact with a robot that is familiar to them...in other words, his students often won't know which of them is actually teaching the class!! (Scroll down for some freaky video!)
News stations in Sao Paolo, Brazil are airing this video that was given to them by a couple of guys that claim they shot the video while driving down the highway. It appears to be some type of saucer that hovers near a cloud...be sure to watch the entire video: the object makes quite an exit! What do you think....hoax or alien visitors??
Then for only $990.00 you can have your very own Thought Box and Thought Stool!Â You simply sit on the stool and put the Thought Box on your head.Â Â The Thought Box blocks all exterior noise and light allowing you to become completely immersed in your deepest thoughts....thoughts like "why the heck did I pay $990.00 bucks for box to put on my head!!
Air traffic controllers in Siberia are claiming an unidentified aircraft buzzed their city at an incredibly fast 6000 miles per hour!! And at an altitude of over 64,000 feet above sea level. In the video, you'll see the UFO moving at an incredibly fast rate of speed and it appears to be able to dart and turn unbelievably fast! But the really strange part is that pilots of other aircraft in the area say they could hear the alien craft trying to respond to the control tower in a high pitched cat-like meow voice! ALIEN CATS!!!!
An ad agency in Auckland, New Zealand has come up with a brilliant method to make shoppers at a mall walking advertisements for their clients!Â Â They imprint the logo of their clients on benches at the mall; shoppers pause for a rest on the bench....when they get up, the advertisement has been stamped into their skin!Â Â Brilliant!!
Do you suffer from allergies? Have you tried everything to relieve your symptoms and you still feel miserable? Then maybe it is time for you to try parasitic whipworms! Although the FDA approval is still pending, clinics in Europe and Mexico have been prescribing these little buggers for years and patients have been experiencing great results. But DON'T order parsitic worms off the internet...wait for your doctor to prescribe them for you!! I think I'll stick with my nasal spray!
This poor fella had been to his doctor several times over the past few years complaining of migraines. Â Finally, doctors decided to XRAY the guy and it turns out he had a four-inch long knife blade impededÂ in his head!!Â He had been involved in a robbery attempt four years ago, and was cut on his face....doctors stitched him up but never thought to look inside for a possible knife blade!Â Â Miraculously, he is expected to fully recover!
A woman in France was enjoying a lovely evening with friends when one of her companions told a hilarious story.Â Â This caused the woman to start laughing and laughing...she laughed so hard that she felt something odd in her belly button, she then looked down and saw forceps coming out of her navel!!Â Â Doctors had left them inside her during a procedure FIVE months ago!!!
Meet Ma Jun. When a construction accident severed his left foot, doctors attached it to his foot to his right leg in hopes of someday being able to reattach it to the proper leg. But for now, Ma has two feet on one leg!
Reports began surfacing on January 31st of a strange object in the skies over Jerusalem. Three videos had been posted online reportedly showing a UFO sequence over the Islamic shrine known as the Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount in Jerusalem.The first two videos, taken by two different individuals, show a bright light descending from the sky and stopping to hover over the shrine for a few moments before a quick flash of light seemingly signals the UFO's rapid acceleration straight up in the air.And now a fourth video has been released. If it is a hoax, it is a pretty impressive effort!
OK...so she's not actually invisible.Â Â Â Â But she is an amazing artist!Â Â Her name is Desiree Palmen and she works for hours to paint clothes and apply makeup to make herself blend in almost perfectly in any scene!
Then you need to order An Electronic Smile Enhancer!!Â Â An inventor in Japan has created this brilliant device that allows parents to simply press a button on the remote control and a shock is sent to your kid's chin causing them to smile.Â Â And you can decide how big of a smile you want...the remote control has several settings:Â everything from a small grin, to a great big toothy smile!
In the last couple of days, two very peculiar animals have been caught wandering around residential areas. In Longview, Washington neighbors reported seeing a Cheetah running down streets and snooping around yards and decks. It turned out to be an African Serval Cat that someone had been keeping as a pet.And another bizarre creature was reported to authorities in Riverside, California.Â Â Frantic callers to 911 said a Godzilla like beast was seen roaming through neighborhoods.Â Â Animal control officers finally caught the beast:Â Â a five foot long Monitor Lizard that again, someone was keeping as a pet!
Say hello to Ambam! He is a 21 year Western lowland gorilla and he lives at the United Kindom's Port Lympne Wild Animal Park. And Ambam has decided that he prefers walking upright like a proper gentleman!
Next time you visit your favorite restaurant you may simply inhale your dinner rather than eat it!Â Â It is thanks to device called Le Whaff...it turns your cocktails, soup, steak, and dessert into a breathable "smoke".Â Â Mmmmm tasty!
Has someone ticked you off??Â Feel like you are going to explode with anger?Â Then you need to drop a couple of coins in the DESTRUCTION THERAPY vending machine!Simply make your selection from the various breakable objects and then smash it into a wall or the floor.Â Â Boom...instant anger management!
We have compiled a collection of some very gross "conditions" that we humans may encounter.
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We'll start with something that is not too bad....Cutaneous Horns.Â Â Its just keratin..the same material in your fingernails...but this keratin grows on other parts of your body and often resembles horns!+
+Up next is a bizarre parasite that can infect your body after swimming in certain lakes and rivers.Â Â It is called the Guniea Worm.Â Â It enters your body and takes up residence in your digestive tract.Â Â Â After about a year, it is fullyÂ mature and it is ready to leave your body, so it crawls to one of your feet and causes a severe blister.Â Â But you better pull it out slowly or it will recoil and snap back into your body!+
Here is another delightful parasite called the Filarial Worm.Â Â It is similar to the Guniea Worm, but it takes up residence in YOUR EYE!!+
+And we have saved the grossest for last....so here is your final chance to abort....+
+This is called Madura Foot.Â Â Â It is similar to athletes foot but about a million times worse.Â You get it from walking on soil that contains the fungal madura spores.Â Â Â The spores enter your body through cuts in your skin and then they just hang out inside you for about a year....and then BOOM...it happens.Â Â Full force fungus breakout!!
I hate reading stuff like this, but it's still important to know this stuff. Not that this is any excuse to grab the potato chips instead.....BUT, your "healthy" snacks may not be doing your diet any favors. :-(
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