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Worst outfit ever = NEW CAPTION CONTEST!
by Sheryl Stewart,posted Aug 26 2009 10:18AM
If you listen to the show, you know I looooove me some "Ugly Betty", so while I am anxiously awaiting the start of the new season, I'm online pretty much every day, looking for spoilers. Yesterday, when I found this, I almost spit my latte all over the computer screen...laughing!
This, my friends, is BEGGING for some funny captions and comments.....so have at it! I'll choose a winner by 3pm today and give them a family 4 pack of passes to the Oregon State Fair!
Headline: "Homeless lady begs for change in exchange for entertainment: the hot dog dance."
Oh I wish I were an Os-car Mayer Wie - ner
That is what I'd tru-ly like to be
'cause if I were an Os-car May-er Wie - ner
Ev-ery one would be in love with me.
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You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get hungry.
So don't wait to get your tickets, they just might expire.
i'm not bragging but i think i've got the biggest one.
I don't care what anyone says....SIZE DOES MATTER!! and I AM the biggest WEINER!!
Man, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those shoes...
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallw... nevermind.
I am the magical Sausage Genie. I will grant you three processed meat wishes if you pass the mustard.
I said that I wanted to be a "WINNER"!
Remember the time Fonzi jumped over that Shark? ...THAT was great TV!
"Hey! Wheres the catsup and mustard!?"
I am a happy hotdog...I am a happy hotdog...
Hey, you have some mustard right there...no a little higher...
I am happy hotdog...I am a happy hotdog...I am..oh forget it.
Dont have to worry about getting that one stuck in your zipper....
My hot dog has a first name, it's OMYFG!
looks like the buns she is holding on to wont fit the dog...
Take THIS, Kobiyashi!
Donald Sutherland said of America's antics, "To tell you the truth I am a bit upset as I was just about to dress up like a giant pickle to promote 'Dirty Sexy Money'."
those bags must not be for one size fits most....
Let me be frank... no, seriously!
Frankly, she doesn't give a damn.
I relish my weiner....
That's the wurst outfit I've seen all week.
So thats why I smell like a hotdog...
Free hot dog bring your own bun
I am as plump as they come
This just in... America held captive by hot dog. More at eleven.
I've never seen a hot dog stand like that before.
America's new favorite pasttime.
Lets get together and ketchup
This is the ball park headquarters
Sheryl Stewart promised me Miley tickets if I wore this to the Westminster Dog Show.
Anybody seen one large bun on the run!
I bet that weiner gets better credit than he did
Is betty its personal trainer???
She wanted to take the oscar mayer weiner bus instead of a limo this time
Is this the new body pillow????
The new bailout plan...
Is this a three legged race she's in????
This is an Oregon State Fair Corndog before it is cooked, now you know why the cover it in batter.
"On the red carpet with America Ferrera. America, who are you wearing this evening?"
"Oh this? it's Oscar DeLa Meyer."
Alright....we have a winner! Three of 'em!
Congrats to Scott for this winning line: "I said that I wanted to be a “WINNER”!"
...and congrats to Cory for this one: “On the red carpet with America Ferrera. America, who are you wearing this evening?”
....and congrats to Trisha for this one: "Lets get together and ketchup"
You have ALL won passes to the Oregon State Fair....check your inbox for an email from me later today with details!
Ironical, after being ate by the giant, she did not come out smelling like roses.
Are you guys positive this thing is on right because i feel like Prymaat with a fuba.....Not SUPER UGLY WEINER GIRL.....like you said!
"I'm the Weinie Genie!... has anyone seen my buns?"
My 2 yr old Caleb loves beef hot dogs and he has this thing about licking. Was holding him while looking at this and he leaned in and licked the screen
Hey ma! I found Aunt Betty's bloomers!
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