Seriously....would you actually wear these? They were designed by a grandpa in Everett, WA (ummm....first fashion red flag right there....haha!). He was hanging out in a park, watching ladies walk by when he got the idea (CREEPER!)
*note* If you actually think this is an awesome way to flirt with creepy guys in the mall, park, whatever.....you can own a pair of these beauties for a mere $150 (that's the cheap pair...they go up to $569). Here's the website!
BTW....YOU MUST SEE THE VIDEO TO SEE "EM IN ACTION AND GET THE FULL NAUSEATING EFFECT!
I'm at LexiDog on 6100 SW Macadam Ave. Portland, OR 97239 (503-327-8219). I romp and play all day with the other dogs in doggy daycare so I might be a great fit with your canine family members. Meet Will! He is a sweet and loving fella that...