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Trisha ~ that comment is what I'm making Miley say for the caption. Not me. These are all hilarious!!

i bet he broke the branch on his family tree

The wii fit probably says OVERLOAD PLEASE STEP OFF

"Do you have a custom tiolet in your place or what?"

He makes Miley look malnourished

The family tree was really good!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You remind me a lot of Notrious B.I.G. but I'm not quite sure why."

The door frame of the gym is what caused this problem

By the looks of him, his family didnt have a tree.

"Where did the toilet go?"

I wonder if he got offered a free gym membership if he posed and said "Dont let this happen to you"

"Some body should really figure out a way for that beeping sound to happen when you back up. It could save a life."

Who wouldn't be smiling :)

Yeah the gym pays him to stand in front of people who are working out so they get motivated!

He's not wearing a shirt because they don't make that size....

Do they come bigger than an XXL

He probably has to use twinkies for suppositories

Think of the size ham hock you could get from him....

"Your parents must be so proud of you!! Out of your house for the first time in 8 years!! Thats amazing!.... Whats that? You... ate your parents?!.... Daddy!!!"

Miley's dad was going to be in the picture but the camera didn't zoom out enough they couldn't fit 3 people

I bet the back of his neck looks like a package of hot dogs...

I wonder what he sits down in to rlax........ And I wonder how big the car has to be for him to fit through it...........

He probably thinks if he was meant to touch his toes, they would have been higher up on his body

Big guy: "Milk, milk, lemonade. around the corner is the where fudge is made." MC: "Thats disgusting!"

They should get a picture of "Big Rob" an him and compare, he's obviously bigger but I just want to see how MUCH bigger in comparison.

HIS HANDS ARE LIKE A BASEBALL MIT!!!!!!!!!! My goodness!

Big guy: “Milk, milk, lemonade. around the corner is where fudge is made.” MC: “Thats disgusting!” sorry for "the"

He already swallowed the Jonas Brothers is Miley next??

It's The Climb... indeed!

"Easy big fella, I'm not an appetizer."

I thought Buddha was Chinese... I dunno. I got nothing. You guys are better at this stuff than I am. :P

This is a picture that’ll require a few gallons of mental bleach.

"Can you please get your gross, sweaty, man boob off my shoulder?!"

Instead of row row row your boat, its role role role your dough....

AJ, Hammyburg-I cant believe I have been doing this for hours... The things we will do for our kids... LOL-

"Im calling my personal trainer right now! I feel fat just standing next to you!"

"Where did she pick this guy up?" "What do you think, a little too much?" "This is truly Miley's biggest fan, She gets payed to stand there"

This guy is her new love interest in the YouTube viral video sensation for the song "He Could Be The One."

According to this guy... Jenny Creg doesn't and didn't work....

I know!! I started at 10:39am. I like the roll your dough one! lol

Where's his nipples anyway?

Did anyone check out the link?

If you type in on google: Miley Cyrus and Sumo Wrestler. It'll have the same pic

He has to hire someone to help bathe cause his hand gets tired after one arm

He is definetly Mileys BIGGEST fan! :)

"You give the term, eat them out of house and home, and whole new prospective for me."

YUP he is! Ha Ha (thats what I said)

He is the reason stores make rain checks for sold out foods

He has to use a five gallon bucket to eat his dinner

he is verizons 3g network

Can you see me now???

Or rather sorry you cant miss me

Are you going to announce the winner on the radio?

When are they going to announce the winner anyhow?

IDK She just said shes taking it off at 5

His favorite food is seconds

he ones, twice, three times a man

When he opens the fridge it says "I give up"

Is this Miley's new personal jumbo jet???

Is he your new bass singer??

"You kinda smell like my grandpa. Does that freak you out?"

"Damn you are a big boy! What are you pushin? 350? 400? 600? Biggest man I've ever seen!!.... dont be mad that was Hannah talking not Miley."

"When god said let there be light, he probably had to tell you to get your fat butt outta the way huh?!"

Ok really four hours of doing this I am starting to run out of things to say... My daughter will be so disappointed if I give up... Come to me please....

"Your so fat, I bet if you wanted a water bed your mom and dad would probably tell you to go put your blanket over lake Michigan."

He should have been in the music video for weird Al's song I'm fat

"Do you show up on radar?"

Ok so we are listening to the radio station online and poker face is on and my daughter starts pokng my face... LOL. Such a funny girl

Is his christmas picture still printing from last year???

I bet if he put a yellow t shirt on the sun would get jealous...

Sheryl I'm off at 4 and wont be near a radio ago til almost 5. When will you annouce a winner?? I think Hammyburg, Trisha & I should all be winners. Just a thought. lol

thats suppose to be again not ago. Sorry. All this blogging and typing is frying me. lol

When his phone beeps, they think its his back up warning

Is this Mileys new landing strip for her jet

Is this a fundrasing picture to support his eating habbits

"I know you say you like my songs but is Weird Als ~Eat It~ your favorite song ever?"

I bet Dora cant even explorer him..

"I heard that you can only see the Great Wall of China from space but after seeing you, I know that cant be true!"

He is so fat he doesnt fit in any of these jokes

WOW! AJ and Trisha! You guys are too funny!

Dont worry guy you still got it going on and on and on and on....

Miley Cyrus: "Yeah, I know your jelous!"

He has to have someone clean his feet cause when he takes a shower the water cant hit it

Uhm, can he fit in the shower?

He gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond...

I thought New Moon was in the Twighlight series

Is his blood type RAGU?

Good thing Miley fits on the top ten list....

All I can say is To Be Continued....

If only he wasn't taknen.

Is Miley using his belly button for a synthensizer???

He sat on the gas station and it lowered the price

If the fridge could talk they would put a restraining order on him...

Is the only letters in the alphabet he knows KFC's???

If Miley sat on his shoulders her ear drums would explode...

Everyone is talking about the gym but maybe this is Mileys personal trainer... All she has to do is jog around him

How bout Big papas house...

"We met on EHarmony, and we're a perfect match!!"

" Ha ha, I eat child stars like you for breakfast!"

I think Trisha should win. She is soooo funny!

Thanks Machaela... You rock... LOL

that kind of a jumbo jet wouldn't be able to fly

Is he wearing that diaper because he is taking Alli diet pills???

That doesn't make sense

What doesnt???

Hunka Hunka burnin love, he's "sumo" kinda man!

I have never been to a concert but my mom says I can now so what a great first concert to go to! It would be awesome if I won. But anyone could. I love Miley's music!

The diaper and Alli diet pills doesn't make sense. I hope she anounces the winner soon I want to do something else now

Ha ha google Alli diet pills and you will get it after you read the nasty side affects that you cant control.... I know i have three other pages open on my lap top to browse a little bit since I have been on here for over 5 hours straight

Shoot I just called to see when they are gonna announce the winner and he said he doesnt know.... UGH... I am trying my darndest and just wanna know something so simple... Prob not til tomorrow I am guessing. I am getting sleepy.. LOL

Thanx for calling! That stinks she doesn't know though........

"I bet if you sat on a dollar you could make change."

Well I guess I am done... I had fun and tried my best to get them for my 5 yr old daughter.. It was fun and worth it. Good way to try and win tickets...

"I bet the only time you've ever seen 90210 is the last time you were on the scale huh?"

"When you play hopscotch is it like, California, Oregon, Washington...?"

"We could probably use your belt to measure the earths equator."

"I Wonder if you wore a goodyear hat if you'd look like the blimp?"

"Do your cereal bowls come with a life guard?"

"Did your parents get you baptized at Seaworld?"

"When people make you mad do they have to take a train and 2 buses just to get back on your good side?"

"When you go to the zoo, do the elephants throw peanuts at you?"

"Is it true they changed the one size fits all to one size fits most?"

"When you walk down the beach do the whales pop up and start singin "We are family! EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THEN ME!?"

Thanks Sheryl, this was a ton of fun!! Hope I win, my daughter does too.

So Whats the verdict???

Miley Cyrus, pictured with her new instructor, is now training to become a competitive eater

Thats a good one Justin!

I thought she was going to choose a winner by 5? Did she mean 5 tomorrow?

I am thinking she is off work now and will be doing it sometime tomorrow... BOO!!!!

that's what I am thinking well Okay I keep checking every once in a while anyway

Is Miley becomming a nanny???

Jenny craig FAILED me!!!!!!

What a big teady bear he is!!!!!!!

Is he the new bachelor for next seasons "More to Love"

Teddy bear... hehehe

Is this her big yoga ball???

WOW....I think we set a new record for posts on a Buzz blog!!! I was planning on picking a winner at 5pm, but I wasn't expecting so many hilarious posts! Seriously.....you guys should be comedy writers. Here's what I did. I chose 10 faves and put them on a list with no names. Tomorrow morning, I am going to take it to several different people at the station and have them pick their fave. The one with the most votes wins. That was the most fair way I could think of. I honestly had no idea that we'd get so many REALLY funny comments. Thank you SO much for making me laugh all day today. I am going to come up with prizes for the runners up as well (another reason why this has to wait until tomorrow). Thank you for understanding! I promise you will not have to wait too long tomorrow morning to find out! We WILL have a winner no later than 11am. You all ROCK! -Sheryl

That is awesome! Thanks that was fun! Hope I win something..... That would be AWESOME

Jonas Brothers, its whats for dinner!!!

Get in my belly!

I know!! Thats what I said too. Good luck to you guys!

Just anxiously waiting since 8:30ish....

Me too!! I got to work at 7:20 and have been glued to the radio and website!

Yup I am listening and waiting... Running out of things to browse while waiting.... LOL

When do you think she is going to post

BIG announcement coming.....on the radio at 11am! ;-) Thanks again to everyone for participating! This was too much fun!

I mean post the winner

Sweet!! This was SOO much fun! Thanks again Sheryl, cant wait!!

YAY.... Thanks Sheryl....

OMG I am getting antsy.... AJ you listening??

SWEET!!!!!!!! THANKS!!!!!!

Oh well we tried.... Poor Ashlynn is crying... :-( Are you gonna post the winning comments???

Ok....So the comment that got the most votes in thebuilding was: “We figured it was a rebound,” Billy Ray said of his daughter Miley,” when she brought home the next underwear model she found.” - Stephanie AJ kind of split the votes for himself, but this one got several: MC: “Is that a pizza I see under your left bo….?” Big guy: “Thanks! I lost that 3 nights ago!” - AJ So Stephanie AND AJ are getting Miley Cyrus tix! Because Trisha and Hammyburg were SO funny and posted so much, I am hooking them up with runner-up prizes. Look for emails from me with all the details. Congrats to all!

Oh no! Tell Ashlynn I am sorry....this is why I couldn't pick a winner on my own :( I will come up with something really cool for you and Ashlynn, Trisha!

Oh well.....

No friggin' way!!! My niece is going to freaking pee herself! Thanks Sheryl, you just made me the best auntie EVER!

What were the runner up prizes

Oh well whatever :(

Congrats again! I wish I had tix for all of you! BTW....another popular AJ contribution was "Easy big fella, I'm not an appetizer".

Are there any other contests?

Yeah are there going to be anymore contest. I have to try something else if there is one... Thanks

THANK you Sharyl. Congrats to AJ and Stephanie! and the other people that won!

When are you sending us the e-mail?

LOL!! I honestly cant believe that one was the favorite. I thought I had some better ones than that. I just scored some major dad points!!! Thanks again! Your awesome Sheryl and I love 105.1!!! Good Job Stephanie!! How old is your neice? Trisha & Hammyburg it was fun posting with you guys ALL DAY LONG! hahaha Hopefully you get some cool stuff. take care.

It was fun chatting with you too AJ... Congrats and I thought there were way better ones out there than the ones they chose too... Have a super fun time...

Thanks! And CONGRATS that is awesome AJ! Good Job! HAVE FUN!

Trisha: Did you get the e-mail yet? I was just wondering because I haven't got anything yet

I just spoke with our promotions department and they are checking to see if there are more tix (they think there may, indeed be more). They will get me details today. Trisha and hammyburg...you will get the email soon. Probably not until I get off the air.

Okay that is fine. I was hoping you didn't get my e-mail address wrong or something because it is a complicated one

Hammyburg- Nope and I just saw the message from Sheryl so I guess I wont sit on here all day again.. LOL... It was a pretty fun day tho reading all the crazy stuff we came up with...

Can't wait.

YEAH same here. Okay thanks guys

Hammyburg- We are thinking the same thing. I had to go back and make sure my e mail was right too. Ok well I am off for a while take care

I still have not received an e-mail hammyburg have you???

No not yet Trisha.....

Ok so this is kind of sad to be told you wont get tickets but you will get another prize and wait all day with an impatient 5 yr old wondering why we have not received an e-mail yet...What shall we do???? Hold on..... Wait til Monday probably....

WHAT DID YOU GET? I got 2 CdsI have to pick it up though still

miley if ur trying to tell people ur not fat its working and geez dont be so desprete!

what the heck

miley,what r u thinking u know he could eat u

dude,ur momas so fat...never mind

ooh sexy American girlfriend......

Can you provide more information on this? I want to have all of the facts before i tweet this. Jonas Brothers are freaking awesome btw, lol.

MILEY, I TOLD YOU IT WAS A ANACONDA LEE

"Get in my bellay!"

Speaking of not belonging … after listening to the audio version of my story The Cell Window, a co-worker told me that if I were a single guy, she’d keep her distance from me. But since I’m the married father of two, the disturbing content of the story doesn’t bother her as much (yeah, I’m not sure this is solid logic, either). My fiction writing has really opened people’s eyes and made them realize that there’s a dark side to me :)

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