Q-If you need to get out of work early today, there is a woman in NY who will sell you a fake ______, guaranteed to get you out of work whenever you need to!
A - It's a fake kid!
Here's what you get (for a mere $19.95): a framed photo of a small child for your desk; "kid art" to hang in your cubicle; and a list of kid-related excuses to use on the boss.
Now, on the surface, it seems like 20 bucks is cheap for a no-backtalk, no-expensive braces, no-stress child.....BUT....what about the stress of always having to pretend you have a child that doesn't really exist? What if they ask you about your Christmas plans and you tell them you are going to Vegas to party....then you've got a lifetime of "eeew, bad parent" dirty looks from your co-workers! No thanks!
However....if you think this could be the best 20 dollar investment of your life....here's the link!
WESTSIDE ADOPTION CENTER: I'm at LexiDog on 6100 SW Macadam Ave. Portland, OR 97239 (503-327-8219). I romp and play all day with the other dogs in doggy daycare so I might be a great fit with your canine family members. All I've ever wanted is to...